Thursday, 21 February 2008
Hi guys! Ok let me blog sth about myself.
I've this fear tt whenever i use public toilets, i make sure tt no smell emits frm my cubicle after using the toilet bowl. Haha funny isnt it? Well, when you shit, after awhile the shitty smell escapes frm the toilet bowl and eventually floats out of the cubicle door, reaching the noses of females waiting for their turn. Acutally, this scenario only applies to pple who have really smelly shit and prob stomach indigestion haha. Tt can apply to my mum... Wahhahahhaahah.
Okok, so after you shit and you leave the cubicle, the next person will then go into your cubicle while you try your best to wash your hands fast and then leave the toilet quickly before the person realises tt you had actually done your shitting earlier.
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Possible scenario if you hadnt left the toilet in time:
-you walk out of the cubicle after shitting and being the person with short stumpy legs, you proceed to wash your hands slowly-
Next person who goes into the cubicle you just came out frm sniffs the air and says "Wah, so damn smelly! Like rotting flesh! Who did this? Puke puke"
And then tt person comes out of tt stinky cubicle and looks at you disgusted and moves to another cubicle.
Wah if you were tt shitting person, i bet you will be damn embarrassed especially if tt stupid aunty person exclaims loudly about the smell, allowing other females in the toilet to hear. Now everyone knows u have smelly shit. Hahahahaha!!!
Maybe tt's one of the reasons why Audrey K refuses to use the toilets in sch...
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How to determine if ur shit will be smelly after a few seconds frm the time ur shit plonks into the ceramic toilet bowl:
1. If your shitting process is short, nice, sweet and efficient, ur shit tt comes out shd be rather hard and prob only 1 long shit comes out, after tt, a feeling of a little fire sensation in ur butt, then u can be sure tt the smell will not be there or rather, a very slight shitty smell. Safe.
2. If u experience a sudden pain in ur stomach and the longing of wanting to shit soon, the moment u sit down on the toilet bowl, watery shit tt plonks 1 sec after u sit down, you know tt it's time to flush, flush and flush the toilet many many many times, trying to get the smell away. Or quickly make a dash for the toilet door without washing your hands to avoid public shaming. Unsafe.
Solution: Just go home and do ur shitting if u experience no.2 or if home is too far, then make ur way to a deserted bush and do ur shitting there. If u think it's crude and uncivilised, then stop thinking this way and think of the grass and bioorganisms in the ground, you are actually doing them a favour, life cycles, decomposition blah blah... go read ur science textbook!
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If tt's not enough for u, hamsters do eat their own shit. So if i see my "golden rat" shitting and then picking up its shit to put in its mouth and chew, i try to imagine how delicious and yummy the shit is.
"Golden rat": Yum Yum, it tastes like the chocolate cake my owner gave to me just now. Maybe i shd shit more and then eat more. Wooo...
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Speaking of "golden rats", now this is the year of the earth rat, and i'm sure many of you have read the news about pple rushing to pet shops to buy geeny pig and hamsters just becoz they think these rodents will bring them luck. I have to admit i think on the same line as these kiasu pple so im hoping for some luck to befall on me haha. But as a hamster lover and owner, i do hope tt after the year of the rat is over, these pple wont dump these rodents anywhere. It really hurts me so much... It hurts... Awww...
But when the year of the ox comes around next yr, i'm not sure whether these same kiasu pple will go to Malaysia and Thailand to look for an ox and bring it back here...
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Ok tt's all for my shitty story and rodents.
I'm gonna have lunch and maybe after tt, i might try my shit for dessert.
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