Thursday, 6 March 2008

Hi babies!
We are "belly spe-ciarll".
Haha im only imitating Hiro Nakamura's pronounciation of special.
Somehow i like to hear him.
Maybe the way he talks is very assuring to me.
I cant pinpoint it but somehow he makes me feel at home.
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Oh i now know why, he talks in the same way as Singaporeans, broken english and all!
"Heroes cannot escape frm their missions."
"Flying man!"
"Yatta!"
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I just found out tt the third season of Heroes is gonna be released in September 2008!!!
Oh the horrors!
I wonder how i'm going to survive without Heroes after i've finished watching season 2 of Heroes???
Oh stupid!
Blame the writers' strike!
It caused the actual run of season 2 to be shortened, resulting in only 11 episodes!
But never mind, season 3 will make up for the lack of episodes in season 2 wif more episodes!
But still, i cant wait...
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Ah Tootkia...
This is the name given to my bro.
Marvellous!
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Oh oh i have to give credit to Jo for finding a piece of humour on someone's desk in the office today!
She just started laughing so hard while reading some paper tt was pinned onto someone's notice board.
Hahha, a busybody aint she?
But the fact is she found sth tt made me laugh sooooo hard until i cried.
I will share wif u wat we both read.
This article is frm "The Last Page" section of Eight Days magazine which is of course on the last page haha.
I think it was an Oct 2002/2007 issue ( i cant make out the yr properly, 2 and 7 looks the same frm afar)
Here goes:
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MISCOMMUNICATION
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Memo from CEO to Manager:
Today at 11 o' clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun.
This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for 2 minutes.
As this is something tt cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the parking lot.
Staff shd meet in the lot at 10 to 11.
I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse and give some background information.
Safety goggles will be made available at a small cost.
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Memo from Manager to Department Head:
Today at 10 to 11, all staff shd meet in the carpark.
This will be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will appear for 2 minutes.
For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles.
The CEO will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some information.
This is not something we see everyday.
(there's nth wrong with this, read below for the funniest part)
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Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:
The CEO will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for 2 minutes in the form of an eclipse.
This is something that cannot be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at 10 or 11. This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.
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Memo from Floor Manager to Supervisor:
10 or 11 staff are to go to the carpark, where the CEO will eclipse the sun for 2 minutes.
This doesnt happen every day.
It will be safe, and as usual it will cost you.
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Memo from Supervisor to Staff:
Some staff will go to the car park today to see the CEO disappear.
It is a pity this doesnt happen everyday.
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WAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Notice how the sentences become shorter and shorter as the message is being passed down frm a person of the highest ranking to a person of the lowest ranking?

Haha even pple with normal perfect hearing can tend to mix up information.

It's so funny, the way how information is mixed up to result in information tt doesnt make sense.
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Not for the nervous-hearted...
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TML IS THE DAY OF IMPENDING DOOM!






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